Unique Achievement Celebrator Mugs

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

Jumping Man

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

High Five

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

'She said her first words today.'

Brava

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Proud mums.

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

Smiley Victory Fingers

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

"I'm gay and I'm a caterer, so it's a real win-win."

PhD

Graduate.

"You've come a long way in a short period of time, Barry!"

50th Birthday Balloons

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'