Unique Achievement Celebrator Pillows

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

Jumping Man

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'She said her first words today.'

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

High Five

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Proud mums.

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

Brava

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Smiley Victory Fingers

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

PhD

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

"I'm gay and I'm a caterer, so it's a real win-win."

Graduate.

"You've come a long way in a short period of time, Barry!"

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

50th Birthday Balloons

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'