Achievement Celebrator Pillows

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"No mention of her serve."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

Jumping Man

Planting a Flag on the Summit

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

High Five

'She said her first words today.'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Brava

Proud mums.

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

Smiley Victory Fingers

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

PhD

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

'Of course I'm not the man you married. Ours was a same-sex union, remember?'

Graduate.

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

50th Birthday Balloons

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

"Want to know how many steps we took?"