Unique Achievement Collector Mugs

"You've come a long way in a short period of time, Barry!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

Win - win

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'Well, we made it.'

"I've received another 'Certificate of Appreciation' from the Queen for my hard work: Frankly, I would rather get a cash bonus or a day off..."

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

"And I want to thank my boss, the best boss in the whole wide world..."

Employee of the Month - male.

Elf of the Month

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Champion.

Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.