Unique Achievement Collector Gifts

"You've come a long way in a short period of time, Barry!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Cat Show

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Win - win

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

'Well, we made it.'

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

"I've received another 'Certificate of Appreciation' from the Queen for my hard work: Frankly, I would rather get a cash bonus or a day off..."

Employee of the Month - male.

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Elf of the Month

"And I want to thank my boss, the best boss in the whole wide world..."

Champion.

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!