Collecting Achievements Gifts

"Have you ever thought about climbing the highest mountain?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Go! Means NOW!

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

GCSEs

Win - win

Cat Show

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

High Five

Employee of the month...

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Most Loyal Employee Award

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Well, we made it.'

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

Elf of the Month

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"We have some architects in our colony."