Sharing Achievements Gifts

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

GCSEs

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

High Five

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"You've still got it Joao."

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Well, we made it.'

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

PhD

"I trust this will be on one check."

"We have some architects in our colony."

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.