Collecting Achievements Pillows

"Have you ever thought about climbing the highest mountain?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

GCSEs

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Win - win

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

High Five

Employee of the month...

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Most Loyal Employee Award

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Well, we made it.'

"We have some architects in our colony."

Employee of the Month - male.

Elf of the Month

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.