Achievement Hunter Pillows

'And this one's for participating in the 'Anything-but-video-games-oree.'

'I lost twelve pounds.'

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

"Guys! Guys! I just got a wordle-in-one!"

After all he'd done it seemed the least we could do!

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

First Prize!

'Well, it is a record of sorts.'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

A perk of self-employment.

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

Animal Overachievers

Win - win

Butterfly Woman

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Go! Means NOW!

GCSEs

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

High Five

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Well, we made it.'