Virtual Achievement Hunter Pillows

'I see you will waste your entire life on video games. And yes, you will eventually unlock the game's secret level.'

Butterfly Woman

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

Win - win

i-teddy

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

First Prize!

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Indoor Football

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

Silly sausages

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Well, we made it.'