Virtual Achievement Hunter Pillows

'I see you will waste your entire life on video games. And yes, you will eventually unlock the game's secret level.'

Butterfly Woman

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Win - win

i-teddy

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

First Prize!

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Indoor Football

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Silly sausages

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Virtual Lap Dancing

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!