Goal Celebration Diva Gifts

Singer

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Teamwork

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Brava

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"We hired him for his soft paws - I mean soft skills."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

Big Cheese

Euros 2016

Goal!

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

'Look - if you're not going to watch the match, you might as well have stayed at home and gawped at yourself in the mirror!'

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

Pelé

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

'The first ears you made were insufficiently pink and fuzzy, so their destruction in the bathtub was actually for the best!'

"No mention of her serve."