Team Celebration Gifts

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Big Cheese

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

The trauma of losing.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Teamwork

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Win - win

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Happy Champion

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'Still doing the work of three people, huh?'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Corporate thinking.

"We hired him for his soft paws - I mean soft skills."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

A Busy Sports Bar

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

Don't shake.