Team Celebration Gifts

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Big Cheese

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

The trauma of losing.

Teamwork

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Win - win

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Happy Champion

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'Still doing the work of three people, huh?'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"We hired him for his soft paws - I mean soft skills."

Corporate thinking.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

A Busy Sports Bar

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"I accept this award...for my team...who are cheering way too loudly."

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

Don't shake.

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."