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'Och! Cut the red wire. What's the worst that can happen?'

'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'

Fire at the fireworks factory.

'This perch keeps dropping more and more. It's really irritating!'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"How was your day, dear?"

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"You must be the demolition team."

Crazy Scientist

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

'Try rebooting.'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"He's always had a short fuse."

"He that can remove the sword shall be king, eh? Heh, heh - Guess we're looking at the future King Bertie."

"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."

An elevator to some dynamite.

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

Legalizing Big Fireworks.