Explosives Specialist T-Shirts

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Brain Bomb Detector

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Red Wire of Black Wire?

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"How was your day, dear?"

Crazy Scientist

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

"You must be the demolition team."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'