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"My generation is known as the baby boom."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Dynamite little combo

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

The world's first exploding cricket box...

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Crazy Scientist

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"How was your day, dear?"

"You must be the demolition team."

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'Try rebooting.'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"He's always had a short fuse."

"He that can remove the sword shall be king, eh? Heh, heh - Guess we're looking at the future King Bertie."

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."

Arch enemy.

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

Revenge of the Fish

An elevator to some dynamite.

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'