Explosive Thinker Pillows

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Innovative

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

The world's first exploding cricket box...

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Jeremy Bentham

"How was your day, dear?"

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

The Limits of Satire

"You must be the demolition team."

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Walking on Sunbeams

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

"He's always had a short fuse."

"According to my readings, their civilization was already in decline and Frasier The Musical pushed it over the brink."

Dear Sadie, I suggest having a steamy, torrid love affair that other people will disappove of. Nothing can make you feel more alive than that. I know. - Kathryn from Ontario

"That's very controversial!"

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

'Has he been reading Any Rand again?'

Friedrich Nietzsche

"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."