Explosive Humorists Mugs

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The Eggsorcist"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Dynamite little combo

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

The world's first exploding cricket box...

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

Gender Reveal

Psychiatry. I know I've lost touch with reality, but in my defense, reality started it.

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"I thought the snow would never start"

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.'