Execution Humorists Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the clever edge of execution humorists? Our collection features witty, darkly amusing items designed for those who love a good laugh about the grimly humorous side of life and death. Perfect for fans of satire and comedy that bites.

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Prehistoric firing squad.

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Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat. mockup

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

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"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?" mockup

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

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'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!' mockup

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

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CEO.

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"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!" mockup

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

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The world's first exploding cricket box...

The world's first exploding cricket box... mockup

The world's first exploding cricket box...

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"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like." mockup

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

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"We got the cactus account!"

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'He wanted to be remembered this way.' mockup

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

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'I must be getting old. I remember when I could smell fear clear across the other side of the building.'

'I must be getting old. I remember when I could smell fear clear across the other side of the building.' mockup

'I must be getting old. I remember when I could smell fear clear across the other side of the building.'

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"Pardon my glove."

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Mirror Solves Problem of Down Trend in Sales 'Problem solved, J.B.'

Mirror Solves Problem of Down Trend in Sales 'Problem solved, J.B.' mockup

Mirror Solves Problem of Down Trend in Sales 'Problem solved, J.B.'

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'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.' mockup

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

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"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!" mockup

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

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'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...' mockup

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

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'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.' mockup

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

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'He's a Drunk-With-Power drunk...the worst kind!'

'He's a Drunk-With-Power drunk...the worst kind!' mockup

'He's a Drunk-With-Power drunk...the worst kind!'

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Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre. mockup

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

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"Well he was there a minute ago!" mockup

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

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"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died." mockup

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

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'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...' mockup

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

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"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!" mockup

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

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'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.'

'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.' mockup

'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.'

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"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy." mockup

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

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Fisherman Funneral

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Extinct dinosaur...

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'Hello, Mum!'

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'I appreciate the grovelling Whitworth, but don't lick my shoes - it ruins the leather!'

'I appreciate the grovelling Whitworth, but don't lick my shoes - it ruins the leather!' mockup

'I appreciate the grovelling Whitworth, but don't lick my shoes - it ruins the leather!'

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Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant. mockup

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

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"I always try to appear on the verge of a stress-induced breakdown. It's part of strong leadership."

"I always try to appear on the verge of a stress-induced breakdown. It's part of strong leadership." mockup

"I always try to appear on the verge of a stress-induced breakdown. It's part of strong leadership."

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'The reason we pay our CFO, Hargrove the big bucks is so we don't have to pay OTHERS the big bucks.'

'The reason we pay our CFO, Hargrove the big bucks is so we don't have to pay OTHERS the big bucks.' mockup

'The reason we pay our CFO, Hargrove the big bucks is so we don't have to pay OTHERS the big bucks.'

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"And let's remember that the public's need to know must always be balanced by our need to conceal."

"And let's remember that the public's need to know must always be balanced by our need to conceal." mockup

"And let's remember that the public's need to know must always be balanced by our need to conceal."

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'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?' mockup

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

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Execution Humorists Gifts Collection

Execution Humorists Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring execution humorists-inspired designs—perfect for brightening your mornings with a touch of dark wit.

Execution Humorists Pillows

Add a humorous touch to your living space with pillows that feature designs inspired by execution humorists—soft, stylish, and endlessly amusing.

Execution Humorists Prints

Decorate your walls with prints showcasing the humor of execution humorists—perfect for lovers of dark, clever comedy looking to make a statement.

Execution Humorists T-Shirts

Discover witty execution humorist-themed t-shirts that combine comfort with a clever sense of dark humor—great for casual wear that sparks conversations.