Execution Humorists Prints

Prehistoric firing squad.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

CEO.

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

The world's first exploding cricket box...

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"We got the cactus account!"

'I must be getting old. I remember when I could smell fear clear across the other side of the building.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Mirror Solves Problem of Down Trend in Sales 'Problem solved, J.B.'

"Pardon my glove."

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

'He's a Drunk-With-Power drunk...the worst kind!'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.'

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

'Hello, Mum!'

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

No caption. (Mimes carry an invisible casket from a hearse).

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

Fisherman Funneral

Extinct dinosaur...

'I appreciate the grovelling Whitworth, but don't lick my shoes - it ruins the leather!'

'The reason we pay our CFO, Hargrove the big bucks is so we don't have to pay OTHERS the big bucks.'

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

"I always try to appear on the verge of a stress-induced breakdown. It's part of strong leadership."

"And let's remember that the public's need to know must always be balanced by our need to conceal."