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"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"The Eggsorcist"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

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"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

CEO.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

The world's first exploding cricket box...

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"We got the cactus account!"

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'I must be getting old. I remember when I could smell fear clear across the other side of the building.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It's obviously an original."

The Mafia Goes Green.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"Pardon my glove."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Mirror Solves Problem of Down Trend in Sales 'Problem solved, J.B.'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."