Execution-themed Humor Appreciators T-Shirts

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

End the Winter Blues

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

A Quiet Rebuke.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Divine Desk Bins

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Sheep In Curlers

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"My guess it's guacamole."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Telekinetics on strike...

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

David and Goliath.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

'Yipee! A cockroach!'