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Two Fly Cowboys about to fight it out using Insect spray.

PIZZA FOR CATS

A vampire preferring to use a napkin when sucking blood.

Butchers run by cats - No Dogs Thank You

igloo smoking zone...

'Do I detect a slight accent?'

'I was taking my usual nap at the laundromat, and a nearsighted woman washed me!'

'It feels like smoke. is it smoke?' - 'I haven't given to you, yet.'

Simply bored to tears, please help.

'I'd like 2 pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other one with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

'A pink slip? Do I get fries with this?'

Eskimo with goldfish skating in its bowl.

'It's strange, it's like he's keeping track of something.'

Limbo Champ Exit

Cat evolution

Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You left this on our ship."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Astral Projection

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'