Funeral Humor Appreciator T-Shirts

Snake funerals.

"Beuford was too old for a sexual frenzy."

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

Bone shaped biscuits - rejects go in a coffin.

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"Jose and I were life partners...we lived together...as a couple..."

"Kind of makes you wonder what he'll do next for attention."

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Divine Desk Bins

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

A Quiet Rebuke.

Comb Sweet Comb

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Feline Evolution.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"My guess it's guacamole."

Sheep In Curlers

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Telekinetics on strike...

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'