Funeral Humor Appreciator Gifts

Snake funerals.

"Beuford was too old for a sexual frenzy."

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

Bone shaped biscuits - rejects go in a coffin.

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"Jose and I were life partners...we lived together...as a couple..."

"Kind of makes you wonder what he'll do next for attention."

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Divine Desk Bins

A Quiet Rebuke.

Sheep In Curlers

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Telekinetics on strike...

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

David and Goliath.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."