Funeral Humor Aficionado Gifts

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

"I'm actually relieved... his constant 'glass half full, silver lining, isn't life beautiful, rah-rah-sis-boom-bah' cheery optimism was really getting on my nerves."

Bunkered

Poor Charlie - died broke, but what a cat!

'Some people couldn't make it today, but they've sent a few tweets...'

Edith was always allergic to flowers.

"No, no, I did not know him! I'm just practicing!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

The game comes first...

Dead Man's Handel

I told myself I wasn't going to cry at his funeral

A signaller directing pallbearers

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

"Perfect! By the way, I'm a huge fan of your movies!"

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

No caption. (Mimes carry an invisible casket from a hearse).

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"You fool! This isn't embalming fluid, this is my coffee."

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

Geez, this is gonna take forever! Turtle Funerals.

Fisherman Funneral

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

'Why is he always hanging around?'

O'Leary's Monuments