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'Kind of makes you wonder what he'll do next for attention.'

"Yes...things have changed since we were kids. I mean, who knew ol' Jose had a life partner?"

Clown in coffin. Mourner says: 'They've done a lovely make-up job on him.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Dead Man's Handel

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

Bug Funerals

Fisherman Funneral

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"You fool! This isn't embalming fluid, this is my coffee."

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

O'Leary's Monuments

'There's no talking to him when he's like this.'

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

'I thought new home prices had fallen.'

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

'Why is he always hanging around?'

'When you said we were planting a bug, this isn't what I thought you had in mind."

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'