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'Kind of makes you wonder what he'll do next for attention.'

"Yes...things have changed since we were kids. I mean, who knew ol' Jose had a life partner?"

Clown in coffin. Mourner says: 'They've done a lovely make-up job on him.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Dead Man's Handel

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

I told myself I wasn't going to cry at his funeral

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Geez, this is gonna take forever! Turtle Funerals.

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

"You fool! This isn't embalming fluid, this is my coffee."

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

Fisherman Funneral

Bug Funerals

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

No caption. (Mimes carry an invisible casket from a hearse).

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

'Why is he always hanging around?'

'There's no talking to him when he's like this.'

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

'When you said we were planting a bug, this isn't what I thought you had in mind."

'I thought new home prices had fallen.'

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

O'Leary's Monuments

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."