Death Humor Aficionado Gifts

"Perfect! By the way, I'm a huge fan of your movies!"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Another day at work would be one too many...

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"The Eggsorcist"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Needs to get a life"

End the Winter Blues

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

'It was great. I hated it.'

Turkey Autopsy