Danger Hobbyist Gifts

"I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now. He's busy feeding the piranhas."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'What went particularly well?'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Safety last.

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"How was your day, dear?"

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

Snakeboarding.

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … Without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I heard that!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in h

'This is a killer hole!'

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

Danger - Quicksand.

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."