Danger Hobbyist Pillows

"I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now. He's busy feeding the piranhas."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'What went particularly well?'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Safety last.

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"How was your day, dear?"

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

Snakeboarding.

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

'This is a killer hole!'

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

Danger - Quicksand.

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.