Risk Navigation Hobbyist Gifts

'Do you have anything with an Early-Warning System?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

Recalculating!

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

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2Recalculating..."

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