Danger Devotee Gifts

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"

As a man of action I need excitement...danger...I should be living on the edge!

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Bonk!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'What went particularly well?'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

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"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Snakeboarding.

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."