Destruction Devotee Gifts

1000 things to Demolish before you die

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Bonk!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

La Dame aux Camelias

"Room for bigger presents."

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

School of Karate

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'It was a split decision.'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

Susan unexpectedly found herself living life in the fast lane due to a road detour.

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"