"You feel like throwing your computer out the window? Sure, as long as it's fully depreciated!"
Depreciation Devotee Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a depreciation devotee? Explore our unique collection of products that humorously and thoughtfully celebrate the art and science of depreciation. Perfect for those who appreciate the beauty in understanding value reduction, these items bring a clever twist to a niche interest. Whether they’re in finance, accounting, or simply love a good pun, find something that speaks to their heart—and their love of all things depreciative.
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.
Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,
'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'
Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.
Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.
"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."
"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"
Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'
Artist chained to his drawing.
'This guy is really good!'
Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form
Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.
'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'
Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer
'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'
I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!
La Dame aux Camelias
Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment
Give Thanks.
'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'
School of Karate
"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."
'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'
"What? Tiny houses are all the rage."
'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'
"The following problem is not recommended for some viewers, or so our attorneys have advised us to say..."
"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."
J. M. Coetzee
Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"
Actually, calling me one-dimensional isn't much of an insult
'Delete - delete - delete.'
4 Reasons for Procrastination
'It's not forgetting things completely that bothers me - it's remembering that I've forgotten to remember something that drives me mad!'
Depreciation Devotee Gifts Collection
Depreciation Devotee Mugs
Explore our mugs collection and find the perfect witty and charming designs crafted for depreciation enthusiasts who enjoy a good brew as much as a good pun.
Depreciation Devotee Pillows
Find cozy and witty pillows that celebrate the depreciation enthusiast in your life—perfect for adding personality to any space.
Depreciation Devotee Prints
Discover artistic prints that pay homage to the fascination with depreciation—an ideal gift for the passionate enthusiast looking to decorate with humor.
Depreciation Devotee T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts specially made for depreciation devotees—wear your passion with pride and a sense of humor on your sleeve.