Depreciation Devotee Pillows

"You feel like throwing your computer out the window? Sure, as long as it's fully depreciated!"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Artist chained to his drawing.

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

'This guy is really good!'

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

La Dame aux Camelias

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

School of Karate

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"What? Tiny houses are all the rage."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

J. M. Coetzee

"The following problem is not recommended for some viewers, or so our attorneys have advised us to say..."

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

'Delete - delete - delete.'

4 Reasons for Procrastination

'It's not forgetting things completely that bothers me - it's remembering that I've forgotten to remember something that drives me mad!'