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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Thomas Hardy

Courage. Love.

"Bonk!"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

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In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'