Distraction Devotees Pillows

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

The Keyboard

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"This isn't really helping."

"Live your life devoid of attachments."

DMV - Enter Here

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

4 Reasons for Procrastination

Susan unexpectedly found herself living life in the fast lane due to a road detour.

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

Protest in Spain

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'