Distraction Devotees Gifts

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

The Keyboard

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"This isn't really helping."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

Sudoku. Oh, no!

"Live your life devoid of attachments."

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

DMV - Enter Here

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King penguins

4 Reasons for Procrastination

Susan unexpectedly found herself living life in the fast lane due to a road detour.

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

Gregor metamorphosed into a giant cockroach and he hasn't even noticed yet.

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

Protest in Spain

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."