Distractions Gifts

Sudoku. Oh, no!

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Pizza time.

LOOK BHIND U!

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"This isn't really helping."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

'What's procrastination?'

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

Gregor metamorphosed into a giant cockroach and he hasn't even noticed yet.

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."

Judge drops gavel on jury members with cell phones.

No Texting! Don't Even Think About It!