Distraction Humorist Gifts

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Pizza time.

LOOK BHIND U!

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Foot Massage

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Airbus

Sudoku. Oh, no!

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"This isn't really helping."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

The Slumber Party.

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"Being vague and general?" "No, that's the first law of psychics, I want the law of phsics."

4 Reasons for Procrastination

On Strike

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

Lincoln Lane

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Waiter, who are those protesters outside? They're from "PETFS": People for the Ethical Treatment of Flies in Soup.