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"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Pizza time.

LOOK BHIND U!

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Foot Massage

Airbus

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"This isn't really helping."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

The Slumber Party.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

On Strike

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

"Being vague and general?" "No, that's the first law of psychics, I want the law of phsics."

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

Lincoln Lane

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

Cops on Public Transport.

A car waits for Mr Wright.

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"