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'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Pizza time.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

Keister Island

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"This isn't really helping."

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"Being vague and general?" "No, that's the first law of psychics, I want the law of phsics."

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.

Judge drops gavel on jury members with cell phones.

Middle-aged dreidels

'No, you didn't disturb me. I'm just writing the definitive history of distractions.'

'Hello, I'm phoning from my car '.

'Holly? Are you listening?'