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'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Pizza time.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Sudoku. Oh, no!

Keister Island

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"This isn't really helping."

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"Being vague and general?" "No, that's the first law of psychics, I want the law of phsics."

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

Gregor metamorphosed into a giant cockroach and he hasn't even noticed yet.

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."

Judge drops gavel on jury members with cell phones.

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.

'No, you didn't disturb me. I'm just writing the definitive history of distractions.'

'Holly? Are you listening?'

'Bentley, can I see you for a minute...'

Mr. Potato Head secretly goes on phone on video call.