Distractions Prints

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Pizza time.

LOOK BHIND U!

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"This isn't really helping."

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

'What's procrastination?'

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."

Judge drops gavel on jury members with cell phones.

No Texting! Don't Even Think About It!