Detention Devotees Gifts

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

'What a control freak!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

"I would also like to thank the jury for validating my work."

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

"Live your life devoid of attachments."

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

4 Reasons for Procrastination

Sania Mirza

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

'The prisons are overcrowded, so I'm sentencing you to twenty years in Detroit.'

Rather Awkward!

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

"Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever."

Protest in Spain

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

'Your teacher says you've been a good boy again! That means you're grounded, young man!!'

'The key to a successful home business is self-discipline.'