Trial Devotee Gifts

"I would also like to thank the jury for validating my work."

Trial by Media

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Thomas Hardy

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"You can't plead cute."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

Counsel's Opinion.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Church Restoration Fund.

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

Michael Moore

Post-psychoanalysis

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."