Detachment Devotee Gifts

"Live your life devoid of attachments."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Give Thanks.

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

A man working on a model airplane

'I really lose patience with people who moan all the time about their supposed 'workloads'.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

That's what I call attention to detail!

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Susan unexpectedly found herself living life in the fast lane due to a road detour.

4 Reasons for Procrastination

'Delete - delete - delete.'