Distraction Aficionado Pillows

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'If only every year was an election year.'

Desert Island BBQ

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Sitting in a tree

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Valentine Day

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Love Birds love just being together

"Outré or simply bad?"

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

They get into debt so fast these days...

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

'You're no Pollock.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

You just keep giving.

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'