Distraction Artist Pillows

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"I find keeping busy helps."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

Mr. Potato Head secretly goes on phone on video call.

"This isn't really helping."

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Pizza time.

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

LOOK BHIND U!

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"I have to get this project finished."

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

Sudoku. Oh, no!

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

4 Reasons for Procrastination

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"