Distraction Critic Pillows

Judge drops gavel on jury members with cell phones.

Wifi in Hell

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Pizza time.

LOOK BHIND U!

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

The Keyboard

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"This isn't really helping."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

Sudoku. Oh, no!

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

Fake Muse

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

4 Reasons for Procrastination

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

Speed Bump

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

Gregor metamorphosed into a giant cockroach and he hasn't even noticed yet.

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."