Distraction Critic Pillows

Judge drops gavel on jury members with cell phones.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Pizza time.

LOOK BHIND U!

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

The Keyboard

"This isn't really helping."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

Speed Bump

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'