Distraction Expert Pillows

Pizza time.

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

LOOK BHIND U!

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Procrastinator's Leap.

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"This isn't really helping."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

'What's procrastination?'

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."

'FOCUS, people, FOCUS!'

Judge drops gavel on jury members with cell phones.

No Texting! Don't Even Think About It!