No Texting! Don't Even Think About It!
Anti-distraction Advocate Pillows
Add a touch of motivation to their space with pillows that feature clever and inspiring messages about staying focused and resisting distractions—a cozy way to reinforce their commitment.
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"
"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."
Pizza time.
Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?
"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."
And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.
"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"
Procrastinator's Leap.
Sudoku. Oh, no!
"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."
"This isn't really helping."
"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."
Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.
"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."
Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.
"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."
"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."
The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,
"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"
Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.
'I think he wants you to be quiet!'
"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."
'Don't give me a seat next to any pesky kids!'
I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.
'FOCUS, people, FOCUS!'
Judge drops gavel on jury members with cell phones.
"I bet the decline in the U.S. birth rate is thanks to Wordle."
Mr. Potato Head secretly goes on phone on video call.
"The city provides larger mailboxes to accommodate all the junk mail we get. How about just getting rid of the junk mail companies?"
This P.C. has been porn free for 23 days
"I find keeping busy helps."
"Look, an update."
"Being study buddies will definitely help us stay focused. Pay and Bea study together and they get A's!"
Anti-distraction Advocate Pillows Collection
Anti-distraction Advocate Mugs
Discover more products for the anti-distraction advocate on our mugs page—funny, motivational, and designed to keep focus front and center.
Anti-distraction Advocate Prints
Explore our print collection to add an artistic touch that celebrates focus and concentration in their home or office.
Anti-distraction Advocate T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for the anti-distraction champion—witty statements to wear as a badge of their commitment to staying focused.